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[Jun. 15th, 2011|04:37 pm] |
I really don't think this year could get any bloody better. Got a beautiful girl and my team is kicking her teams ass worth cheering for for once. Hooray Cannons!
I've realized that I quite like swimming and don't have a pool. So, I've been working on an inflatable pool that expands much like we do with tents and homes - anyone interested in trying it out? Especially if you've got scuba gear. The problem I seem to have is that my prototype is deep... I don't know how deep and my bubblehead charm isn't what it used to be.
I don't want to lose any little Weasley/Potter children in it now do I? |
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[Jun. 5th, 2011|01:50 pm] |
MY BABY SISTER IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2011|04:42 am] |
[Warded to Alicia]
I look like an absolute git in a tux, you know. You're not even going to want to be seen with me. Do I have to play Quidditch in this tux? By the way, you're going down.
[Warded to Harry & Ginny]
Someone who shall not be named has an entire supply of fireworks in their flat right now primed for this weekend. All they need is the go ahead, and promise it will be impressive. |
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[May. 7th, 2011|03:37 am] |
[Warded to Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Ella Montgomery, Orla Quirke, Briony Runcorn, Patrick Spinnet and anyone else who is good friends with Alicia]
Perhaps you'd all like to join me in celebrating Alicia's birthday tomorrow night? At the shop? But she doesn't know anything about it, so please don't tell her!
Cheers! |
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[May. 2nd, 2011|04:51 pm] |
I still miss him them. Every day. You'd think after eight years it would be easier. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|02:28 pm] |
If you're in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade today, keep an eye out! You could be walking into WWW's first ever post-easter-egg-hunt! That's right, I've hidden dozens of eggs all over the streets and there's a little bit of something in each and every one of them!
Watch out though, some of the surprises are nice. Others aren't! Choose your egg carefully! |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2011|02:21 am] |
So it appears that the two beautiful chocolate bunnies I made for mum really liked each other. Really.
EASTER SPECIAL AT WWW! Buy one chocolate bunny, get four of the same sex free! (you can tell by the color of the bows).
OR
Buy two chocolate bunnies, stick them in the icebox together, and magically have your flat overflowing with little chocolate bunnies in one week have an unlimited amount of chocolate!
Come get 'em before they take over my bedroom before they're all gone! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|12:02 am] |
[Ward to Alicia]
Hey love, what are you doing for Easter dinner? Mum has invited all the Weasleys and possible-future Wea- partners. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2011|03:53 am] |
Ward to Eleanor
If you should like for Adrian Pucey to receive some horrible package from your favorite joke shop, just say the word. It would be my pleasure.
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Ward to Alicia
I don't believe I tell you often enough how wonderful you are.
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[Mar. 31st, 2011|08:14 pm] |
Warded to Alfie
Think you can run the shop alone tomorrow? I'm going to close up Diagon for the day.
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[Mar. 24th, 2011|04:22 pm] |
[Warded to Charlie, Alicia, Harpies minus Ginny, Neville]
It looks like we have an engagement party to plan! Do you think we can pull off a surprise party? Will they be offended if we throw them both one in tandem? |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2011|01:22 pm] |
Warded to Neville
Are you on rounds tonight at the castle? I'll be paying a visit.
End Ward |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|02:43 pm] |
MY BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY HERMIONE!
In celebration, all love potions are now 50% off so you can fool the love of your life into liking your sorry arse! |
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[Feb. 19th, 2011|01:58 pm] |
WooHoo! GO TEAM! Now THAT is what I call a match! Weasley's Wheezers cannot be stopped! Maybe it was the pink and lime green robes - absolutely blinding to the other team. Good job team!
In celebration, all joke Quidditch supplies are now half off! Re-enact your favorite parts of the match with our exploding bludgers or shocking snitches! |
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[Feb. 19th, 2011|12:43 am] |
[Warded to Verity]
Just wanted to give you a heads up that we've got a new employee - Alfie Cattermole. He'll be starting this week. Be nice to the kid, will ye?
I want to Have you spoken with Alicia decided if you're going to the charity gala?
End Ward |
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[Feb. 9th, 2011|06:30 pm] |
| Warded to Verity |
Can you keep a secret? |
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[Jan. 24th, 2011|01:59 am] |
Alright Canons! I knew I haven't been hanging yer colors on my wall since birth for no reason. Way to upset! You all - you know who you are - better not discount them this season.
And now for an important announcement. You probably have all been wondering what those banners hovering over the shop have been. Well here is your answer:
THE ONE AND ONLY. THE AMAZING. THE WONDERFUL
PRESENTS THE GRAND OPENING OF IT'S NEW LOCATION IN
on SATURDAY, 5 FEBRUARY 2006 at 10 a.m.
Come one, come all to the Grand Opening of the best little joke shop around! Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes will be expanding to its second location in Hogsmeade Village. The first 50 people get a FREE surprise, and there will be raffles, prizes and demonstrations going on all day long! Enjoy refreshments, music and get a sneak peak of our EXCLUSIVE new selection, offered only in Hogsmeade!
Just in time for Valentine's Day, you can pick up a gift for that special someone, or send something special to someone who has done you wrong. After all, it's all fair in love and war! Stop in and see what we can do for you! And don't forget, WWW isn't just for novelty joke items. We also specialize in defense spells for the defenseless, helpful magic for the helpless, and offensive magic for the spineless.
Come in now and we'll even help you grow one!
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This is a dream come true, and I hope to see all your smiling faces there.
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[Jan. 18th, 2011|11:57 pm] |
Warded to Katie Bell
Hullo Katie. I apologise if I'm being forward, but I have a favour to ask. Next month is the grand opening of Wheeze's Hogsmeade location and I'm hoping to have a big hullabaloo about it. I'm looking to get the word out so people will actually show up, and that seems to be your area of expertise. Would you happen to know the best way to do that? I am having floating banners made to put over both shops, as well as flyers. And the opening coincides with the Hogsmeade trip for Hogwarts. Is there anything more I should do?
Of course I hope you'll be able to make it. It's set for 5 February. A Saturday. Love to see you.
Yours,
George
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